well will send the polar bears to the moon there's lots of space theres lots of room oh shit, there's no air dead polar bears everywhere polar bear genocide, many polar bears died mutual masterbation you touch me and ill touch you X2 it doesn't mean anything to me and it shouldn't mean anything to you or we're through i just want to get laid i don't wanna have to say that i love you, want to fuck you well i like beer and i like weed and i sur as hell don fuckin read oh no im to slow well i smoke like a chimny and im to fuckin skeenny and i dont have a home so i sleep on the street oh yea im so poor well i dont have a job so i sit on this street and i play the banjoall fuckin week oh yea spare a nickle please well im dirty as hell and i smell like shit and i havnt had a bath in 6 to 8 weeks oh yea dont sit next to me

i was walkin down the street listening to christmas voices in my head they always tell me to do some crazy shit and i cant do nothing but oblige so at my christmas dinner i dont get thinner im drinking rum and eggnog like im some kind of winner im ebenezer scrooge not tiny tim look at me wrong and ill rip off your limb i aint sharin shit get the idea out of your head you cant touch my coins no matter what the 3 ghosts said

You got something furry and green sticking in between your teeth now it's on your face looks like a fucking waste Have you ever heard of a napkin applied to skin it works I swear it's staring at me Don't you find it disgusting Moist your thumb and rub your dimple maybe it was just a pimple that you really should pop Can't you see the people staring now the waitress is glaring cause she thinks we're gonna dine n' dash and she's not far off we just realized that nobody has any cash Our fancy jobs don't exist we'd rather sit at home and get fucking pissed ten dollars an hour spent on whiskey sours FUCK THE GROCERY LIST Your on your knees for a crucifix I'm on the floor cause I polished a full two six My guts are splattered on the floor I had a good night I'm sure My friends will tell me about it in the morning

Have you heard the rumour? That i have a tumor i see your fucking crying so now i find the humour i went into the doctors he told me to bend over i asked him whats the deal he knew i wasnt sober i got an MRI scan he told me a was dead, man so call the funeral home up cause soon im kicking the can were pouring out our hear and soul before we dig our friends hole X2 you should hate the fucking system the healthcare is a joke he stuck a needle in me and my ass is what he poked my lump looks like a titty i find it very shitty i get depressed and sit at home and fucking pet my kitty my friends keep asking were ive been they know my time is running thin the only days i leave my house is when im picking a coffin so T-piss put your pants on cause soon ill be dead and gone so grab your fucking shovel and dig six feet into my lawn

Have you heard the rumour? That i have a tumor i see your fucking crying so now i find the humour its shit to have a tumor to have tumor is shit, its shitty shittyX3 i went into the doctors he told me to bend over i asked him whats the deal he knew i wasnt sober i got an MRI scan he told me a was dead, man so call the funeral home up cause soon im kicking the can you should hate the fucking system the healthcare is a joke he stuck a needle in me and my ass is what he poked my lump looks like a titty i find it very shitty i get depressed and sit at home and fucking pet my kitty my friends keep asking were ive been they know my time is running thin the only days i leave my house is when im picking a coffin so T-piss put your pants on cause soon ill be dead and gone so grab your fucking shovel and dig six feet into my lawn

walk into the liquor store i find myself some whiskey so i walk a little more and find another timmys mix it all up stir it all around slam it all back and stumble around town shits going blurry my speech is all slurry you'll never see my ass near fort Mcmurry so put your whiskey cap ON (repeat)

headin on down to downtown gonna score myself some crack wealthy people everywhere homebums signs say spare some change going down to downtown gonna get myself a dime greasy food day or night people spouting (puke) going down to downtown to get some whiskey stumbling in the streets people yelling people screaming heading on down to downtown gonna fit in real nice push push push shove shove shove hey buddy you have no FACE heading on up to downtown gonna buy myself a whore I hope she asphixiates so I dont have to masturbate so come on down to downtown lets get fucked up tonight

It's a sin it's a sin to wear the Pumpkin skin to boil bat wings inside the cauldron Scream and shout your not getting out your eyes pops out and without a doubt Your dead your dead the floors are bloody red can't get the demons out of my head You can bash your skull, against the wall but it won't change the fact that summers turned to fall Scratch scratch scratch, go ahead and cry the smell of rotting flesh infested with flies Nailed in a coffin, running out of air hullucinating and your pulling out your hair It's too late the witch has cast her spell not long now before they're dragging you too hell I died I died, and now im after you Slime you in the face with my ectoplasmic goo

Figure it out it's a ska song...

driving in my pickup truck following that smell then i found you chompin on some brains and i thought youd make a swell.... wife pretty as a compost heap i wanna take you home to my redneck garden of love where all the zombies roam once all your holes are festering ill shoot you in the head my love life is not fulfilled its a hunt for the undead found you in a dumpster eating your son lasooed your neck as you tried to run but your head got ripped off in the process so i threw your body in the back of my truck and made love to your esophoguss

well theres a big ol' moo cow starring back at me and ive got my 22. and im feeling mighty hungry so i shot that big ol' moo cow down well im drinking my beer and im beating my wife and the good lord knows i love my life well that big ol' moo cows laying on my plate im not as hungry as i used to be some would call it

putting ants in your pants were rheum at a glance satirical skunk is just junk they dont know how to play ska punk i got me some yah i just put a knife in your bum you'll see how the rheum is scum hang you by your feet and ill slit your fucking throat sit down uneffected and im gonna have a toke you and me spatt got a score to settle ill throw in front of 18 thousand pounds of metal your corpse is gonna stretch for about a half a mile youre gonna be a skidmark in a little while hey spatt think youre all that?! im comming to your house and gonna strangle all your cats hey jay, todays your lucky day, when we finally get to see your dead body decay FUCK T PISS!! he dont want none of this two twenty twos will turn him into a bloody mist (chorus) glance gonna throw GA off a building scared like little bitches yah thats how there feelin X2 now its time to torch some dreadds and the next thing you know theres 3 bullets in 3 heads ill throw you down the sewer like master splinter surfin of your corpses till the dead of winter im a common killer not jack the ripper i like to peel flesh, they call me the stripper you know the acid, they aint got no pride why dont yall get it over with and commit suicide put em in the backyard hit em with the lawnmower drench em with some kerosine, and use my fucking flamethrower charred black flesh goes into my chili were rheum at a glance not milli vanilli they where baggy pants yet they dont know how to dance so we'll send them back to france even tho thier not from france but wait a minute before i get off topic im gonna crush your balls with my funky fresh dropkick (chorus) so now i got you here, on my metal table disecting body parts storing them in jars with lables ill cook your brains for breakfast and ill eat your liver for lunch im gonna toss your kidneys in my capt'n crunch your duodenum is for dinner jesus knows that im a sinner you'll meet my rusty knife and ill stab you till youre thinner so now youre all dead and were diggin all youre graves your bodies in the hole and your heads are ono the plates and that witter guy hes just a groupie he smells like mothafuckin poopy

where the fuck is waldo now he must be into hiding beating kids and smoking crack dont know where hes residing found him on page 2 of your local childrens book now hes on page one looking like a crook we found his two toned sweater covered in piss and mites he likes to fuck dead bodies so he doesnt have night frights *chorus* hes obsessed with red and white blood and cum are his delight sticky sticky shrouds as he girates through the crowds molesting children left and right he knows they wont put up a fight thinks he can just dissapear he knows the feds are always near sick ass perv disserves to die electric chair will make him fry eyes bulge out he begins to scream watching him twitch is beyond supreme

I don't wanna be here, cuz I got too much to do. I'm feeling the stress on my neck, from these plastic people I started all this from scratch with no thought or design, To fabricate a village with evil thoughts in my mind But some people said that I'm just losing my head. I don't wanna believe them cuz they're just full of shit. So everything that they spit and gnaw through my skull I'll take it all out on the town that I built to control. I don't care what they say, cuz I've been pushed through night and day. Assault the pigs and then defy, the tyrants will all die! I'll cause destruction. like devastation. like disfigurement. Like desolation. So calm collected, yet brutal grim and desolate. My inner thoughts are kept concealed beyond the publics fate, Cuz I fucked up my life and I cant decide on who to blame And who to waste. So I'll rule the people in my insane domain. I had a friend who said that I was crazy and grow the fuck up. But at least I ain't the one out there blowing real people up. So I may seem 10 but its better than being 20. Cuz I've got no rules, just a world of possibility!

im intolerant dont you know? ill be intolerant at your show ill beat up women ill beat up kids people complain about what i did i dont care because im scum my favorite band is the dayglow abortions i hate the fact that i use my brain listening to masoganistic music is an ear pain ill sleep with your daughter ill sleep with your wife man i love scum life i dont regret the path that i choose my desicions are filtered by bitches and booze

Drinkin in the morning and Katie says to me I think its time to DTC Thats down to creek for you fools who don't know ask us again and we'll go loco Buckets locked and loaded we're digging real deep gathering up those leeches its tittie tassles we seek cause thats how we roll We're not that rich forget your silk and satin We've got organic, bitch She places them on my body and she says I'm getting pale Break time with a blood bag These leeches ain't no snails Now the show its done its DTC again cause the creek is the home to our little blood sucking friends

let me tell you a story about a being called God he raped a virgin don't you find that odd? he said "listen bitch you're gonna raise my son and then hand out bibles to everyone" He came down soaring from tha mother fuckin skies just to end up between your tasty sand wench thighs the only thing that turned him off was that her pussy was hairy but that didnt stop that heavenly father from raping the virgin mary she had no need to excessively bleed gods small penis didnt stop him from planting his seed so i was lying in the hay when i started feeling frisky but i took a look around and i could see there was no one with me few months later i started to feel the little kicks of some holy beast pushing out the opposite hole of my virgin shits for an all mighty god he sure as christ don't make me cum stuff me with his holy spawn just for a little fun no his touch did not save me it just left be covered and drowning in his holy baby gravy as baby jesus lye in the manger mary hoped cotdeath wouldnt be a stranger but jesus just kept living on and preached his bastard ways along to all the people dumb and blind that cant see the ass god grinds so theres a lesson here that you must learn reading the bible is a good way to see your soul burn IN ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mikies got the munchies he orders pizza on the phone so roll another doobie cause this green teens getting stoned cowabunga mother fucker! rapheals in the house using si's to fight foot guys taking orders from a gaint mouse donny-t dorky his gizmo's and gadgets are his favorite things, wait till you see what this purple staff ass kicker brings and leonardo..... shredder should know better building a mutant army out of glowing ooze the turtles come running when they see it on the channel 6 news krangs minions take over the street with that heroin bebop and that crackrock steady beat four halfself turtles they have the power they'll be kickin your ass for the next half and hour

I got picked up in ucluelet by some punks thought that I was the shit So my brothers and I were gonna move to vic but on the ride down we vomited and got sick we eventually made it outta the car ended up at a white house by fifth street bar and grill, we didn't know what to think until we saw two squids blue and pink I don't know what came over us its like we were possessed,obssessed with the bells inside their head That furry fish has a deathwish with me he doesn't know their messing with the G the only kitty, who takes pcp and rides a skate that every dogs gonna hate cause Im the feline who murders canines just wait till they see my little kittie paws 2 7 3 4 I'm at your sliding glass door so let me in mister gate keepoooor indesive cat whats up with that So when my day starts I clean my fur and if you fuckin pet me Im gonna fucking pur i go spread eagle and lick my toes if your lucky you'll see some fleas running on my nose im the baddest mother fucker you ever will meet you know where to find me ill be on fifth st FUCK YOU SAM you think your the cat man?! ill tear your fucking throat out and celebrate with tuna cans ill drink your blood like milk out of my saucer ill even be cat enough to fuck up your offsprings posture im hostile and cuddly, like a mafia teletubby they call me kitten face, im gonna be the soul burning flesh rotter that ends the human race but til then i do rails of nip, and then swipe at your pepperoni tit cause these bastards at the fifth house got me comfortable as shit

This goes out to the fucking douchebag who came into our house and stole our cheese: you should know better than to take our roomates chedder Be a good fella give back the mozzerella or your gonna get beat by the crew at fifth street Don't be shady to someone nice like katie You drink my booze and you smoke my weed still not enough you gotta feed your greed Fuckers in the fridge shut the fucking doors get off our property that foods not yours Its all your fault my grilled cheese is buttered toast your taking advantage of me being a host I don't wanna have to turn my cupboards into lockers Now theres a house full of raging punk rockers

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh People like protein It is what they want But I'm a poor chef So I give it them anyway I can Lice, the spice of life You can replace it with rice But I'm too poor, So chicken-fried lice There's a party in your mouth And all the lice are invited Eating my chicken-fried bugs Makes your taste-buds delighted Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Cause lice is a simple thing I'd rather rock lice than fancy bling bling And when I get itchy I take a bath I watch them jump around in the water and splash

Joseph Clark and Dan Goldstein Make my fucking shit turn green They got no fucking self esteem So lets take a pick-axe to their fucking spleen Rip your face off of your pores Bloody mess is what I adore When I stab you, I count a score Hiding your corpse is such a bore Bloody bloody bloody bloody Joseph Bloody bloody bloody schmody Dan My times run out so I stab you in the hand Swing glass shards into Dan G's face He'll be as ugly as a mutant race Piss on his body til it evaporates His whole family thinks 'He's a disgrace'

As thy pilgrimage through the winter snow It was time thy cottage I go The frost made thy skin sting arrived at thy door to descry thy missing key ring my plans of warmth were foiled I fear soon Ill leave this mortal coil With the blackened shroud there will be no God I bless ascending the window sill I lacerated thy metacarpus Thy stare at thy celestial sphere and swear Thy would not care if thee had thee spare If thy had thee keys to thy sacred jetta thy would wear thee blackened sweater Oh thy dear consort won't be domestic for the night micturīre upon thy fingers to keep from frostbite Thy cosmic creation of the clock Death draws close with thy doors still locked something emerges from thee forest thy heart beats through thee chest hair as snow, fangs as a vampire oh how thy wish was by the fire Now thee wishes he hadn't had chicken wings today thy has to much heartburn to run away To this ends the story of the norwegin cretin Lost thee keys and by wolves was eaten

bought myself a hooker some psycho and some jet wandering the wasteland is what i fucking get for leaving vault 101 and trying to find my dad i had to kill the overseer now my girlfriends mad i kill people just for fun why do you think i blew up megaton you motherfuckin NCR better get out of my way or ill slam you with my superslege and eat yourfucking brains im your cannibalistic nightmare even deathclaws run and hide cause im that motherfucker who wrote the wasteland survival guide ill try to shoot the kids but they just dont fucking die so instead ill kill your parents just to watch your children cry and ill take them to paradise falls where they will work all day with no caps for pay till the end of thier days and thier bones get swept away

I've got your face and I've tucked it away in a special place some place you'll never find cause I've gone and left you blind You've got no face but you still move with a bit of grace moving around, flopping on the ground failing all over the place SPIT SHOWER! What's gonna lick you up when your just a pile of muck it came off so easy didn't even make me quisey Your so hideous, it was ridiculous, your face just made me sick so I got rid of it! Your brains are falling out your nose and it's dripping down to your toes your tounges all over the place flapping around like its from outer space You've got no face no expression in it's place walking downtown with a smiling frown confuzed and proud cause lifes a waste SPIT SHOWER! What's gonna lick you up when your just a pile of muck it came off so easy didn't even make me quisey the smell was horrifying the children all ran crying maggots run out your brain watching you go insane

Ive got a mountain of gold that you could never reach my skills in magic you wish that I'd teach I'll stab you in the face an crush your bones with my mace you think you know me? I'm a virtual G' I grind trolls up and put them in my tea and I dont ride wagons I take flight and ride on dragons I'm a necromancer a necrofeliac gonna raise the dead then I'll get you in the sack I'll turn into a werewolf then fuck you doggy style you know I'm a prick I'll save over your file "Whiterun" what a wonderful place go find my favorite bang maid and I'll put it on her face All the ladies know that I'm the sex I can pick them up just by pressing X

We're taking acid..... Huh.... we're taking acid Right now.... We are?..... Yep.... Oh okay......

bought myself a hooker some psycho and some jet wandering the wasteland is what i fucking get for leaving vault 101 and trying to find my dad i had to kill the overseer now my girlfriends mad i kill people just for fun why do you think i blew up megaton you motherfuckin NCR better get out of my way or ill slam you with my superslege and eat yourfucking brains im your cannibalistic nightmare even deathclaws run and hide cause im that motherfucker who wrote the wasteland survival guide ill try to shoot the kids but they just dont fucking die so instead ill kill your parents just to watch your children cry and ill take them to paradise falls where they will work all day with no caps for pay till the end of thier days and thier bones get swept away

Excuse me, while I romanticize infanticide Infant mortality Is gonna reach a record high As these post-natal abortions of mine are hittin' headlines.. 13 pounds skinned raw just to get to hear him go wah wah wah No mercy all mean bloodthirsty for the infantine It's not my fault I don't have as much fun killing adults I'm not new to this,Even in the uterus, I was killin' kids, My momma had twins But only I came out My momma's womb,Into a tomb My baby brother I consumed I process stem cell tests,With my mouth So psycho I'll eat his toes make him choke on green playdough crack his rib while he's still in the crib let him hang from his own baby bib Don't care if I go to jail just wanna see your sons face pale cold blood murder stimulant witnessing the the ending of the innocent You know I'm a creep, smother your son while he sleeps turn off the baby moniter so you won't hear a peep aborted baby goo I put it in my dinner stew have you tried the placenta? the recipes brand new have you played my game its called the baby hang I hang them with my wang yeah thats what I sang I hang them with my wang yeah thats what I sang stabbing babies till their dead till his eyes turn bloody red If you see him in the circus he'll be juggling babies heads Witter aint no quitter, he's a fuckin baby killer hes a tabloid junkie and a media thriller listen to the news he's a baby throat slitter

Na na na Clints a posuer nuff said.

strangulation by vine infestation you couldn't hear them coming cause there was no vibration quick like a rabbit, quiet as a mouse when you're sleeping they'll see their way in your house they slide up your leg and down through your coat before you could scream, they've fly-trapped your throat its not power they want nor world domination they want your sweet nectar and the bones for the tasting asphixiation by vine infiltration plants they eat people it keeps them alive and gives them good breath plants they are people especially when their stomachs are full from eating us its not done when they take over your home they'll take your kids and all the things that you own its not done when they take the city they'll chlora-fill their stomachs with all the cute kitties ...cat rant

The pain it woke me in my sleep and I couldn't believe I went to the toilet and I started to squeeze Ploop it came out but before I could see my hand hit the flush and sent it off to eternity The poo went through the sewer and flushed into the sea where it started its new voyage to Atlantis, don't you believe? I knew I had to find it... I felt it inside and deep I felt my pooey intuition start to beep So I planted a chip inside my poop and its leading us to Atlantis I followed the turd for days the scuba gear helped hide the stank I finally reached Atlantis through the haze and I rejoiced upon that which I gazed I looked upon the city as it sat found by my poo from whence it shat the locals led me through the gate its not me but my poo they hate so they kicked us out without a whim now its back to land I had to swim So I planted a chip inside my poop and its leading us to Atlantis So when people tell you not to believe remember that whenever you pinch your poo there's an Atlantian staring back at you

Scorching through your tortured mind Burning in your eyes Hideous infection - painful death Slowly you demise Now you see your friends all die Your trying to withstand But you can't fight this evil foe You can't see or understand Inner organs start to rot Smell the curdling skin When it eats into your brain Is when the pain begins Lonesome death by festering boils You're dying all alone But as you see from beyond the grave They feed upon your bones Agony, torture, eternal pain Festering boils drive you insane Rabid disease destroys mankind Festering boils eat your mind